Hey, Em. What's for lunch today?
A sandwich! With crusts! Sandwiches are the best lunch food, like, ever.
Mmmmmm. Sandwich.
Thllllppppppppp.
Really. Sandwiches, huh?
Yeah, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, sandwich!
Funny, I always thought chocolate chip cookies were the best lunch ever. I eat them every day.
Stop that talk, Will. Stop it right now. You're offending my sandwich.
Emma. I am really happy that you're happy, but you don't have to pretend with me. You don't have to pretend that sandwiches are better than cookies.
Whoa. Step off, Will. Step off.
Okay, okay, I'm sorry I upset you. BUT I'M NOT SORRY I SPOKE THE TRUTH ABOUT COOKIES TRUMPING SANDWICHES.
Oh, Will. Now you're just making me laugh with your stupid talk.
Stupid talk, huh?
Fine.
I have an idea. Why don't we make this interesting? Let's take a poll among the McKinley staff and students about which is better, sandwiches or cookies. Winner gets bragging rights and loser has to show the winner her underwear.
What? Will, that's crazy.
Crazy, huh? OR ARE YOU AFRAID TO SHOW ME YOUR UNDERWEAR? What, do you wear granny panties? And remember, if you win, I'll have to show you mine...
*thinking about Will in his underwear*
Fine, yeah, you're on. And I look forward to weenie...I mean...winning.
It's a bet!
I totally got this. Thank you, Keebler elves. Thank you.
6 comments:
It seems like her hair is getting worse. In this episode, there is hardly any swoosh or whoosh.
I love this look!
Danielle-you always crack me up. :)
Rhianna-you are right, hardly any swoosh this episode!
I also have to add, that Jayma did an INCREDIBLE job of 'Touch a Touch Me'! She has a wonderful voice-they need to have her singing more often!
"I look forward to weenie" ROFL
hahah..hilarious
Sandwiches vs. Cookies......
How do you think of this stuff!!!???
(I love how Will brings his lunch in a perfect little brown paper bag)
You are hilarious Danielle. Their facial expressions fit your dialogue perfectly.
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