"Will, I, uh, I need to talk to you about something."
"What's up?"
"Take a look at the page I marked."
"My junior prom! I'd almost forgotten about that night!"
"Will. Did you forget that you had A MULLET? A mullet, Will? Really? I mean, what were you thinking?"
"Here's the thing. Before I can get messy with you, I need to be sure. Sure that you won't have any more mullet-growing ideas in the future. Because I might be able to deal with shoes in the house, but I'm sorry, Will, I draw the line at the mullet."
"Not even if we got matching mullets?"
"Don't even joke about that."
"So. I think it would be good if we both took some time right now to think. I need to think about where I'm going to get my next awesome sweater, and you need to think about never using the words 'business up front, party in the back' ever again."
"Now I think I'd like you to go. I need to close the door and cry over the fact that I'm in love with a man who once sported a mullet."
7 comments:
Um... EPIC POST. There are no words.
Okay, that is a truly horrifying thought. Thanks to Mario Lopez and Saved by the bell we all know how bad a curly mullet is. Though Mario Lopez's mullet was much better than John Stamos's.
The only thing worse than a mullet would be a CURLY MULLET, which is what I am sure Matt was sporting!!
LMAO @ this whole post!!
The true hair crime: Mullet? or White Boy Jerri Curl? I think Emma would be more horrified by the greasy Jerri Curl. xD
Seriously, your commentary on these posts makes my day :P
Classic! I love your posts as much as Emma's clothes! Thanks for the laughs this morning!
Oh gosh you are so funny! hahahha <3 epic <3
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