The real reason Emma broke it off with Will...
"Will, I, uh, I need to talk to you about something."
"Take a look at the page I marked."
"My junior prom! I'd almost forgotten about that night!"
"Will. Did you forget that you had A MULLET? A mullet, Will? Really? I mean, what were you thinking?"
"Here's the thing. Before I can get messy with you, I need to be sure. Sure that you won't have any more mullet-growing ideas in the future. Because I might be able to deal with shoes in the house, but I'm sorry, Will, I draw the line at the mullet."
"Not even if we got matching mullets?"
"Don't even joke about that."
"So. I think it would be good if we both took some time right now to think. I need to think about where I'm going to get my next awesome sweater, and you need to think about never using the words 'business up front, party in the back' ever again."
"Now I think I'd like you to go. I need to close the door and cry over the fact that I'm in love with a man who once sported a mullet."