I can't get enough of the literal videos popping up all over the place. Why just videos, though? Why not scenes from Glee, too?
I brought you some flowers.
Flowers grow in dirt. Dirty flowers. Touch only the paper.
Emma, I'm really sorry for making out with Shelby. It's just...she had on this sheer blouse, and I could see her bra, and I got confused and couldn't stop myself. And I'm sorry for sleeping in the same bed with April. What do I need to do to make it up to you?
I don't know, Will. What did you have in mind?
I know! I'll hold my breath until you forgive me.
I'm just so angry at you, Will. Therefore I will stick out my tongue at you now.
If I show you my cute butt, would that help?