Miss Pillsbury, I need your help.
Certainly, Finn! That is what I do here at school. I help students, and also I kiss Will Schuester in the hallways.
I'm scared, Miss P. See, God appeared to me in a Grilled Cheese sandwich and now all my prayers are coming true and it kind of freaks me out. Also I want to eat that sandwich, but only when it's really old and stale.
First of all, Finn, you shouldn't eat anything unless it's completely fresh. You don't want to get E coli, or salmonella, or botulism, do you?
Well...no. At least, I don't think I do. Unless those things are delicious. Are they delicious?
Okay, never mind that. The point is, God doesn't appear to us through food! God works in mysterious ways. But I can tell you this. If God were to appear to us through an inanimate object, it would be a bottle of hand sanitizer, or Clorox wipes.
So my sandwich isn't blessed?
I'm afraid not. Nothing stale and dirty can possibly be blessed.
Oh.
You look disappointed. I'm sorry, Finn.
It's okay, Miss P. I guess I understand ... ... ... Wait, what about peanut butter and jelly?
No, Finn. No.
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The only PB&J sandwich that was blessed was the one that graced Will Schuester's lips.
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*drool*
Hahaha Emma would think god was speaking to her through hand sanitizer! Now that's an ep I'd like to see.
Those captions are my favorite. Love it!
i'm having a super late comment, but i only got to watch grilled cheesus last night and i have come to a conclusion: Mercedes has stolen Emma's swoosh. no really. i think Teresa might need to look into this, because Mercedes' hair in this ep looked very... swooshy. *too* swooshy. O_o
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