Sunday, October 10, 2010
Emma Pillsbury Fashion Caps - Grilled Cheesus - Bee Sweater
Miss Pillsbury, I need your help.
Certainly, Finn! That is what I do here at school. I help students, and also I kiss Will Schuester in the hallways.
I'm scared, Miss P. See, God appeared to me in a Grilled Cheese sandwich and now all my prayers are coming true and it kind of freaks me out. Also I want to eat that sandwich, but only when it's really old and stale.
First of all, Finn, you shouldn't eat anything unless it's completely fresh. You don't want to get E coli, or salmonella, or botulism, do you?
Well...no. At least, I don't think I do. Unless those things are delicious. Are they delicious?
Okay, never mind that. The point is, God doesn't appear to us through food! God works in mysterious ways. But I can tell you this. If God were to appear to us through an inanimate object, it would be a bottle of hand sanitizer, or Clorox wipes.
So my sandwich isn't blessed?
I'm afraid not. Nothing stale and dirty can possibly be blessed.
You look disappointed. I'm sorry, Finn.
It's okay, Miss P. I guess I understand ... ... ... Wait, what about peanut butter and jelly?
No, Finn. No.