Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Making Up Emma - Mash-Up

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for another WWEPW mash-up of MS Paint & Glee! Only 38 days until our Gleeks are back with more fabulous clothes! We’re almost there!

Making Up Emma: Summer Rewind

Mash-Up 1.08

Mash-Up gave us some awesome and adorable Will and Emma scenes. And it also gave me some awesome makeup scenes!

In this episode, Ken and Emma’s wedding is looming overhead like an appointment for wisdom-teeth removal. You know it must be done, but you are dreading it all the same. Emma decides that she and Tater Tot need dance lessons to impress the zero people invited to their wedding and she asks Will to help them “mash up” their incompatible and totally symbolic wedding songs. Will agrees.

Before he helps Emma, Will performs a song for the Glee kids. Why don’t you take a seat over here, Will…

Finn and Quinn are having some rough times at school and they go to Emma for advice. Emma always knows what the cool kids are doing.


As she’s helping Finn and Quinn, Will stops by her office to confirm their dance lesson later on.

His cute little smile and sexy sunglasses make Emma forget what she was saying momentarily, but she snaps out of it and remembers she needs to call her cousin Betty! Betty has a dress for her to borrow so she can see what it feels like to dance in a giant cloud of 68 yards of fabric, just like a princess!

Will sees Emma in her Epic Dress of Epic and is confused. She explains to him that her stupid cousin Betty was all “omg it would be cute!” and Emma was all “omg you sure?” and Betty was like “um yeah duh” and Emma was like “omg okay then” and there she was, face to face with Will, looking like an exploded cream puff.

And then we have the Thong Song.

Can I just say that the students of McKinley High have to be the most oblivious group of teenagers on earth? I can’t smile at a fellow teacher without nosy teenagers making faces and noises at us, but at McKinley, you can have screaming matches, kiss and do weird dances in a giant wedding dress and nobody ever notices!

Will asks to see her thong, and tells her she has thighs like “what ,what, what.”

GET IT PILLSBURY.

Of course, clumsy Will trips and dainty Emma lands right on top of him. In real life, he would have smashed his skull open and she would have broken her femur after accidentally elbowing him in the nose. But this not real life, this is Glee.


Seriously kids, what do they look like they’re up to? Exactly.

Right. On. Top.

And Kin happens to see it all! Uh oh. Will tells Emma she needs a new dress. Emma asks Will if that’s a roll of lifesavers in his pocket.

So Will accompanies Emma to a bridal shop so she can try on a designer dress for her wedding during lunch hour and while they’re at it, they can give the other customers a performance! Cue Emma’s song accompanied by the most awkward close-ups in television history:

Closer.

CLOSER.


OMFG CLOSER I SAID.

I love Emma Pillsbury but I felt kind of weird being up in her grill like that. But what a cute, clean grill it is. But look at those great lashes! It’s a very Marilyn Monroe-esque approach to lashes, heavy on top and bare on bottom

After all that, Will still cannot figure out how to mash up those songs. He tried so hard, too. Gosh, even Dawson tried

.

Emma understands. It’s going to be very hard for her to mash up her life with Ken’s, but this is what she’s going to do. Sometimes, things don’t just blend together seamlessly. Sometimes you have to do it by slamming into each other from opposite directions at 90 mph.


Sometimes when I’m a little sad, I put on the itunes, and I watch Glee. And I pause scenes at moments like the ones above, and it makes me chuckle a little. Does that make me a butthead? Yeah, it does.

I loved Emma’s lipstick in this scene. That sweet, bright pink is just perfect on her. Where I normally fawn over her lashes, in this scene, her lipstick won.

AND THAT WAS MASH-UP: THE REWIND! Cousin Betty’s Epic Dress of Epic thanks you for your time!

19 comments:

Kathleen said...

yay. there are no words for your awesomeness :) thank you for mentioning the super inappropriate teacher moment. He does that all the time and I'm always screaming "Stop touching them!!!!" at the TV.

Eliz said...

4 O'CLOCK IN MY PANTS.

Cousin Bet knows what's up.

Hahaha hilarious as always, Teresa!!

Anonymous said...

LMAO Dawson! A+ as always.

Danielle said...

I am not sure what I am laughing at harder - the broken femur/smashed skull or Dawson. This rewind is better than Emma's makeup!!!!

Carol said...

These posts always make me laugh out loud. I'm sitting here, grinning at my computer screen like a total goof. Thanks!

Amanda @ Serenity Now said...

I look forward to these posts like no one's business. Thank you so much for the laugh!!!

Teresa said...

Thanks guys!! I love that you love them!

Sarahnargle said...

SUPER INAPPROPRIATE TEACHER-STUDENT MOMENT!

Listen to what you are singing about Will, and BOUNDARIES: GET U SUM.

All I can think about since Joss Whedon's Buffy commentaries where he shouts, "Don't break the Eight-Inch Rule, Giles! Stop breaking the Eight-Inch Rule! SUPER INAPPROPRIATE." Or as my fifteen-year-old sister says, "Super InaProPro." This is also hilarious because my dog's name is Giles. DON"T DO IT PUPPY!

Also, Hurray Stephen! Stephen hurray!

Sarahnargle said...

SUPER INAPPROPRIATE TEACHER-STUDENT MOMENT!

Listen to what you are singing about Will, and BOUNDARIES: GET U SUM.

All I can think about since Joss Whedon's Buffy commentaries where he shouts, "Don't break the Eight-Inch Rule, Giles! Stop breaking the Eight-Inch Rule! SUPER INAPPROPRIATE." Or as my fifteen-year-old sister says, "Super InaProPro." This is also hilarious because my dog's name is Giles. DON"T DO IT PUPPY!

Also, Hurray Stephen! Stephen hurray!

Liz H. said...

Best part of my week!! :) Close ups soo true <3 ahaha

AmyB said...

"Cue Emma’s song accompanied by the most awkward close-ups in television history"
Good to know I was not the only one to feel the awkwardness of the shot. Makes me uncomfortable.

Reminded me of Saturday Night Fever when Thony n Stefanie is danc-en' to More Than a Woman, and dey start spinn-en' en stuff. Ya, know, jus danc-en.
Super uncomfortable close-ups.

Melissa at Silly Bee's Chickadees said...

High-larious!

What up with Will's sunglasses face? It's like there are extra crevices and did his chin get crazier?

InaProPro! Love it! Gonna use it!

Tea said...

So so so funny! I love how you take an awesome episode from an awesome show and make it even more awesome!! That's as eloquent as I can be right now because I am still laughing! Anyway I love re-watching Glee but it's even more fun after you've Emmafied it!

And I'm so glad to know that I'm not the only one thinking SUPER INAPPROPRIATE!!!

vacantmuse said...

i hope coffee makes my keyboard run better, coz it's all over it now. i should learn drinking + Teresa = hilarious spit taking at the DURRR shots because honestly, i'm a butthead too.
also, DAWSON!!!!

Jen said...

I can't read these at work - I laugh out loud. Thank you for another hilarious recap.

kjmull126 said...

Wonderful, as always! And, is that Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC's To Catch A Predator?

Sarah said...

This is fabulous! Totally brightened up my work day. Thank you!

Lynn said...

"OMFG, I said closer!"

LOVE.

Courtney said...

Oh Teresa, what on earth did I do for a laugh before you came into my life?? Actually, calling it "a laugh" is like saying that Emma's clothes are "kind of nice" or Will had a period of being "a little loose with his morals". Understatement much???

Also, you are so right about the smashed skull and femur thing - I broke two fingers playing dodgeball with a foam ball, so it would totes have got messy and broken up in there with people falling on other people!!

Please never stop doing what you do, k?? Thanks a bunch :-)