Making Up Emma: Vitamin D

Happy Friday! We are almost in August, which means almost September, which means Glee comes back! Here’s a Rewind to help get us through! Can’t wait to see the first round results of WWEPW Idol!

Making Up Emma: Summer Rewind

Vitamin D 1.06

Vitamin D is the Terri Schuester-intensive episode, which means it definitely delivered some epic moments. Although I am a licensed Team Emma member, Terri Schuester is a force to be reckoned with. Crazy like a fox, that Terri is. She knows something is up at McKinley High, with her husband and the “mentally ill ginger pygmy with eyes like a bush baby” (Sue Sylvester, ca. 2009) Those eyes have been awfully googly at her husband!

It all starts with the scene that basically set the bar for mustard and bows in modern TV.

Will gets some mustard on his perfect Greek-god of a face. Emma wants to do all sorts of messy things to him help him out.

She reaches out to touch him, with her plastic gloves on. (She always uses protection). The electricity between these two is off the charts. In fact, it could probably be used to power a small fish tank air pump.

Oh, is that the Insane Yellow Bow? Funny…how did that get there?

And in that scene, we get an absolutely adorable Will-Emma moment! Awww!! The SWEETNESS! MY TOOTH HURTS!

Look at these two! Could they be any more kitten-dimple-bunny-squeezing cute?

They cannot, and that is not lost on Sue Sylvester. Besides the way Will & Emma make her stomach turn like she’s eaten an old burrito, Emma’s ensemble is also bothering Sue’s eyes. Nobody wears 3 bows unless Sue clears it, and Emma never got a clearance. Even Aretha got clearance.

Will asks Emma to help him judge the kids’ performances, and her reaction was so sweet it gave me 3 cavities. Thanks a lot, Emma. That coupled with the earlier chin-touch means I have to get a root canal.

Seriously, how much more Bambi can it get? Any more and Thumper would have jumped out and started thumping that leg against Will. Everything is cute and sweet and Emma’s eyeshadow looks so amazing, all is right with the world…

BUT WAIT! DANGER LOOMS! TERRI DEL MONACO SCHUESTER GETS A JOB AS A NURSE TO SPY ON WILL! And to fluster our innocent little deer in a cardi, Emma!

If you are ever feeling down, stand in front of the mirror and yell “Methamphetamines!” in Figgins’ voice. Instant cheer-up.

Nurse Terri, graduate of the University of Folding Linens, gives everyone drugs. Glee is wired. Rachel is the only one not affected as her crazy is 100% natural.

The girls give a drug-induced performance of a mash-up of “Halo” and “Walking on Sunshine,” a song my 7 year old niece sang out loud in my car as the following version (this is what she thought the lyrics were)

But the kids are not the only ones being affected: Nurse Terri follows Will to lunch, and tries to bite kiss her husband in front of Emma just to show her WHO OWNS SCHUE’S HEART (still not Terri, sorry girl).

Terri then gets even GUTSIER. She barges into Emma’s office and threatens her! Poor Emma doesn’t see it coming. She is caught like a baby duck in a…situation that would make a baby duck really uncomfortable.

I don’t know why, but every time Terri comes into a scene, I feel like “Don’t You Forget About Me” should be playing in the background.

But Terri is not done. No, her trail of horror doesn’t stop at drugging teens, trying to eat Will’s face or threatening Emma. She wants to DESTROY Emma, so she convinces Kin to propose to her, which gives Emma a minor heart attack. And she says YES! Poor Emma is so confused and she hopes maybe marrying Tater Tot will fix all her problems, so she agrees, as long as Kin never comes anywhere near her and nobody knows that they married. TERRI SCHUESTER HAS WON….

…for now….

No Rewind would be complete without me blabbering on about Emma’s makeup. Emma had several scenes in Vitamin D, with the most chances for her makeup to shine. And for the most part, it did, especially in the scene where Terri launches a finger-spit-assault on Emma’s coffee mug. Her eyeshadow was a little darker than usual in the crease and it looked great.

And yes, I hold a grudge. :P