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Preggers 1.04
McKinley High faces its biggest scandal yet: The President of the No-Touch-a-Touch-a-Touch-a-Me Club is WITH CHILD. Quinnifer Fabray is pregnant! And naturally, Finn assumes HE is the babydaddy!
Finn and Quinn never actually…you know…you know. WINK WINK. Quinn knows this means the baby’s real daddy is none other than Puck Puckerman, but Finn doesn’t know this, so she makes him think the Jacuzzi impregnated her with its magical bubbly waters. Finn goes to Miss Pillsbury for advice.
Will overhears and is confused. What is
She continues shoving baby carrots into her mouth (carrots so heavy they require 2 hands to lift) and talking, probably hoping the baby carrots will help her brain. Will is concerned. Quinn (making a face that reminds me of my 3 year old niece when I take her toys) even tries to clear things up for
Now we need a Bill Nye moment of learnin’: (to the theme song) WILL SCHUE THE SINGING GUY.
Whew! Now we ALL know!
But disaster is near! Sue Sylvester always throws a wrench in the plan! She has no problem giving The Talk to Finn with brutal honesty, while Quinn still swears it was the Sacred Fertility Jacuzzi that knocked her up.
Terri hatches a plan! She’ll take Quinn’s baby and replace the pillow with it when she gives birth on the same day as Quinn, who will take the pillow and raise it and she’ll raise the baby! Will will never know, because he can’t even figure out her belly is really cotton! The plan is so genius it’s a mystery to everyone why she’s not yet a manager at Sheets N Things!
Terri used to be in a gang as a teen, where she learned to break into cars and wait patiently for the driver to return so she could ask insane questions. It was a Creepy Gang.
Rachel Berreh hears about the problems everyone is having figuring out where babies come from, and she forces everyone to listen to her offers her help through the power of music.
Afterwards, Will and
LOL ANGRY KIN. GRRRR.
Everyone is now totally confused about Finn and Quinn and babies, Jacuzzis and pillows. Especially
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What color do you think suits
20 comments:
Vibrant red, FTW!
Thanks for yet another great post, Teresa!
GET IT PILLSBURY is right!! GUH.
Poor Emma, shoving those baby carrots in her mouth.
Titanic holds all the answers, of course. THE SPECIAL ANSWERS.
Terri + pillow = true love.
Love the Brusha reference!
P.S. The word verification is "nonair." Wise advice!
GET IT PILLSBURY!
Boyz II Men + Pucking someone else = Genius.
omg <3 thank you for some much needed laughter!! LOL the pillow <3 will always get to me! Baby carrots <3 Kin :S Mall Cop Makeup FTW!!! <3
i love vibrant red on her <3 The powder blue is sweet, but look at that red!! Will didn't hug the baby blue Pillsbury did he? I think not <3
Great job Teresa!! :D
Oh shit, you had me with Bill Nye the Science Guy! LMAO, as always!
Teresa, if i knew how to make teh babbehs i would want to makes them with you. for srsreelz.
Word Verification is Trecent. i think that should be our babbeh's name. Trecent Drizzle Jackie Daniels.
HAHA vacantmuse!!! BEST BABY NAME EVER!! LOL
Dana---I love Bill Nye SO MUCH. best way to annoy someone? Sing "BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY" over and over and then run. :P
As always, my pleasure!
OMG! Cabbage patch babies! (or should I say babbies?)
I check this site everyday just to see if you've added a new Making Up Emma...It's quite unhealthy, but I crave your humor ;)
My word verification was cation...appropriate for Bill Nye the science guy :D
I think my favorite place/method to get a babby is Ken's. I love Target already, now I can buy babies there? FTW! Next favorite: Principal Higgin's sexay legs. xD
Great job!
I look forward to these posts. :) Thanks for the laughs!
Omg, hil-LAIR-ee-us!!! Love the lion king "circle of life" reference - this song answers all questions ever posed!!
Too funny, as always, Teresa :-)
My word verification is "sumshin" - stick an "a" in front of it and that's how Finn would spell "assumption", yes?
Terri used to be in a gang as a teenager.
where do you come up with these genius ideas?
Great post Miss T (as usual)....so happy to know that I can get a babby at Target. My hubby will be so excited.
Still laughing ... can't type
Just recently discovered this site. This series makes me laugh so hard! I especially love your Rachel Berry inserts.
Recovered now. Have even made this set to show that Emma's all clear about where babies come from now! Yep I think her grandma explained it to her ...
Word verification is spernal ... think this word may have come up somewhere in Emma's explanation ... not sure
Oh yes and my answer is red red red!
Teresa - inspired!!! As always!!
This was, as always, a ring of endless lol. Thank you SO MUCH for bringing back HOW IS BABBY FORMED. I thought that was lost to the sands of the Internet.
PS, I dressed up like Emma the other day sorta. Gotta rep Pillsbury Nation.
http://juxta-posing.tumblr.com/post/818017830
nat // juxta-posing.tumblr.com
Tea, LOVE IT!!
Nat---ADORABLE outfit!!!KEEP REPPIN THE PILLSBURY, GIRL!!
Bill Nye FTW! Hooray hooray hooray! Also birds and/or bees. :)
Don't make me choose! (Isn't that the point of the contest you've been obsessively following? Shut up brain!) But red, definitely.
Don't hate me Moth cardigan. Our love will survive!
Baby carrots so heavy...
Ah ha ha!!!
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