Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Making Up Emma - Journey

Oh Teresa. Have I mentioned lately how much I adore you? I am BIZZEE with a capital B this week and haven't had a chance to write anything up about last night's finale. Thankfully, Teresa is on the ball and has created another fabulous installment of Making Up Emma for WWEPW. Teresa, you are a goddess.

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EMMA WYLENE* PILLSBURY!!! WE MISSED YOU!! Will missed you but WWEPW missed the HECK outta you, girl! GLAD TO SEE YOU!! Come sit down, lemme get you a coffee, you tell me about where you’ve been!


Or you can ignore me and continue with this scene. Either way.
*Idk if that’s her middle name but it should be.


Emma’s first scene and it’s a winner! The makeup is GREAT! Soft purples and pinks are fantastic on her milky complexion. I feel like clapping really hard and irritating the people around me!




And look at Will, all fine and dapper. UNF. Look at him admiring her makeup. He loves those colors on her. I love absolutely anything on him. Even a Snuggie. Even a neon fanny pack.



But uh oh, we have some bad news. Emma is seeing someone. OHNO. (As in, “oh, no!” not Apollo Ohno, though he’s cute. He should be the dentist).



WELL THAT CAME STRAIGHT OUTTA NOWHERE, OHIO. POPULATION: PEOPLE WHO SPRING STUFF ON PEOPLE.



How is poor Will going to react to this punch in the gut?



Look at his face. POOR BABY SOMEONE GRAB HIM AND COMFORT HIM AND DO HIM HELP HIM! Oh, Emma! You’ve shattered his heart into 3 trillion pieces and not even Gorilla Glue is going to fix this! How could you!

And now we have fighting! After Figgins declares the Glee Club cancelled after losing to Jesse St. James and his dancing troupe of 30 year old teenagers (VOCAL Adrenaline my butt, they should be called FOOT Adrenaline), Emma is NOT HAVING IT. Truth be told, this was one of my favorite Emma scenes ever. Feisty, blood-boiling, cute-skirted Emma! My family is Eastern European, we yell like this 89% of the time and nobody’s even mad. It’s just how we talk. Hearing Emma and Figgins yell was like waking up to breakfast in my house on a glorious, sunny day. Ahh…feels like home. PASS ME THE EFFING TOAST!!!!! CUTE SHOES, IS THERE STREET-SWEEPING TODAY OR WHAT SHOULD I MOVE MY CAR?!?!!



But Emma is FURIOUS still! She carries that Spartan fighting spirit over to Will----she wants him to fight for her! And Leonidas followed her and he agrees! (for real, I know that movie came out like 4 years ago but it never stops being funny to me) Emma tells Will that some things are worth fighting for.



According to Emma, the following things are worth a fight:


Also, Sparta.

In this flash, Emma looked exactly like my 7 year old cousin when I don’t give in to her demands. You know when you’re a kid and you try to talk while you cry and you like, choke-sob? LOL. I can just hear Emma choke-sobbing her way through this conversation. And then getting hiccups. LOLZ.



All this fighting and yelling has taken its toll on Emma’s makeup! Poor bb has not found smudge-proof eyeliner or mascara yet. I totally understand. I come home from a hard day of wranglin’ 3rd graders and my face looks like I’ve just wandered out of an acid rain and fire storm where I was also pelted with coal and basketballs. And I’ve tried smudge-proof makeup. They need to make CHILD-PROOF makeup, amirite?!

Can I get a witness?!!!

ANYWAY-back to our Miss Pillsbury, who I am letting slide on the smudginess because girl is having a rough day.



It appears our star-crossed teachers with a penchant for kissing in school hallways are going to have quite a struggle before they finally, truly get together. But like Will's craptastic car, they will get there. Puttering and spewing motor oil, dragging their exhaust pipe, they will get there. And it will be glorious.



BUT THEN, WILL FINALLY DOES IT! HE CONFESSES HIS LOVE!! (to Emma, not me, but OMFG IT WAS EXCITING!) Fireworks exploded! Geysers burst! HE LOVES HER!! GET IT PILLSBURY!



AND THEN OMG RACHEL FREAKING BERRY JUST HAS TO INTERRUPT!!!



And so concludes the finale of Season 1! I had so much fun this year! I can’t believe what awesome people I would meet through this show and how much fun I’d have showcasing my terrible MS Paint skills! And don’t worry, WWEPW has stuff planned for the hiatus and I am always happy to Emma-fy scenes for you as long as you like! (thanks to this economy, I have a lot of free time!) :P



HAPPY FIRST SEASON, GLEE!!!!!!!! CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER!! :D


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Teresa, I cannot thank you enough for enriching WWEPW with your AMAZING contributions each week. You have made this place even MORE fun for everyone who comes here and I am so honored to share your posts!

YAY, TERESA! TERESA, HOORAY!!!!

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hysterical!!! I love this recap!

Carrie L. B. said...

Thank you Teresa! that totes cracked me up! Love you mean it, Carrie

Teresa said...

As always, it has been my absolute pleasure! :D You all have melted this wee little substitute teacher's heart!

:D

And thanks Danielle for all the work you do on this site!

Cricket said...

OMG my side hurts. Too much laughter. TOO MUCH!

I loved it like I love my J Crew silver crinkle 4 inch mary janes, and that's almost as much as I love sweet life itself.

Eliz said...

Teresa, YOU ARE AMAZING. Love the Rachel interrupting addition! GO AWAY RACHEL BERRY, CAN'T YOU SEE YOUR TEACHERS ARE MAKIN' OUT?!

Nicolle said...

TERESA!!! You have outdone yourself again! I really don't think you would approve of my makeup right now because it s streaming down my face as I am laughing so hard I am crying! I am not kidding, mascara is on the cheeks!

SO much win in this post! Especially loved the"I want to pounce myself even" and The Office reference! And OMG the "dontist" in the art gallery! I want to hug you right now!

Celyn said...

I absolutely adore this site! I check it every few days and have a ridiculously fangirlish moment when I find something new to want and save my pennies for :)

The finale with Emma/Will was AMAZING and I can't wait to see what happens next season!!

Megan said...

This is the BEST ONE EVER. You're awesome, Teresa! (Or "Tyrese" as I just spelled it. I'm sure you don't mind being called Tyrese, right?)

Permanent Rose said...

Srsly, Rachel. Don't interrupt. Rude.

Teresa, I believe you need to go start with the pilot and do a post for every episode since :)

Deliciously Girly said...

OMG. The cameos in these pictures just kill me. I love Michael Scott popping up, and everyone yelling at Rachel to GTFO.

Teresa said...

Megan, you can totally call me Tyrese. My toddler cousin calls me Ke$ha. (with the dollar sign, too). I respond to many names! :P

martine said...

Absolutely hilarious. I love reliving the episode through your eyes.Thanks for sharing and making our obsession even more fun.

Emma said...

teresa, you are a comedic genius. I agree with Permanent Rose, start from the pilot and do all the episodes! You could one every couple weeks to get us through the summer. :D

Maria said...

TERESA! I am CRACKING UP over here! This feature makes me laugh so stupidly at my computer that I cannot read it at work anymore! Awesome job, as always!

Permanent Rose said...

Okay, so I just read that the kiss wasn't scripted. Jayma's reaction was totally real. How much more awesome does that make it?

Honestly, I think I just died :P

AmyB said...

Girl I will drill your cavities in this art museum!!! Srsly Theresa now with museum humor I couldn't love you more. Thank you thank you thank...love the nod to Boyz 2 Men

Courtney said...

Omg, that is heeeeeeee-LAIR-ee-us. For serious, too much funny for words. I am officially declaring "pouncable" to be a word. And in the dictionary next to it: Will Schuester.

LOVE your work, and you too, Danielle. PLEASE keep it up while those lazy, slack kids are not on TV.

Adie said...

Love it as always and...
SERIOUSLY Rose? I think I just fell a little more in love with Matthew Morrison!

Silly Bee's Chickadees said...

Brilliant! So hilarious, as usual!

Rose, are you friggin' serious? Why can't I ever be in an uber amazing super fantastico show and have my leading man think I'm so irrisistably cute that he just has to kiss me mid-scene?

"AND THEN OMG RACHEL FREAKING BERRY JUST HAS TO INTERRUPT!!!"

I could totally see Emma whipping around and saying all Anjelah Johnson-like, "Scuse me gurl, dontcha see me kissin' the REAL McDreamy? Gonna go-head'n innerup? Gonna go-head'n innerup? Security!"

-Melissa
(Emma Pillsbury Birthday Party Melissa)

Heather said...

Ohemmeffgee Rose! No way! That has made. My. Life.

In other news, I absolutely love this madness* - you crack me up as always

-- Heather x

* Madness? This. Is. SPARTA.

P.S: Also, re Leonidas and the cereal - "Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty. For tonight we dine in HELL" lol I love 300. Mmm.. Gerard Butler. Mmmmm.

Permanent Rose said...

This is what it said on e! online:


The Will/Emma Kiss Wasn't Scripted": Can you stand it? So says Falchuk, and since he wrote and directed last night's episode, he probably knows. So how did that awesome lip-lock go down? "I didn't tell Jayma it was coming," Brad explains. "We shot all of Matt's coverage first, and a master, and then when we got to her coverage, I pulled him aside and told him to kiss her. Her reaction is totally real." And made for some incredible TV, no?


So, Matt didn't just kiss Jayma sporadically (now THAT would've been even more amazing) But still. The fact that she had no idea it was coming....pure awesome

Anonymous said...

I'm glad someone else noticed that the Vocal Adrenaline 'teenagers' look 30 years old!!!!

Sarahnargle said...

AWESOME to the awesomest-th power as always, hooray for Tigger and Pouncing, hooray!

Jaimie said...

So glad I'm working from home this morning! I about peed myself I'm laughing so hard. I almost couldn't type this! Teresa and Danielle, you are both awesome! This is truly my favorite blog. I check it every day to see if there's something new. Keep up the great work! :)

Dana said...

Hilarious, as always. "He loves to tighten my wires," lol!

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Sarah said...

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time! Snorting and giggling happening over here :)