EMMA WYLENE* PILLSBURY!!! WE MISSED YOU!! Will missed you but WWEPW missed the HECK outta you, girl! GLAD TO SEE YOU!! Come sit down, lemme get you a coffee, you tell me about where you’ve been!
Or you can ignore me and continue with this scene. Either way.
*Idk if that’s her middle name but it should be.
Emma’s first scene and it’s a winner! The makeup is GREAT! Soft purples and pinks are fantastic on her milky complexion. I feel like clapping really hard and irritating the people around me!
And look at Will, all fine and dapper. UNF. Look at him admiring her makeup. He loves those colors on her. I love absolutely anything on him. Even a Snuggie. Even a neon fanny pack.
But uh oh, we have some bad news. Emma is seeing someone. OHNO. (As in, “oh, no!” not Apollo Ohno, though he’s cute. He should be the dentist).
WELL THAT CAME STRAIGHT OUTTA NOWHERE, OHIO. POPULATION: PEOPLE WHO SPRING STUFF ON PEOPLE.
How is poor Will going to react to this punch in the gut?
Look at his face. POOR BABY SOMEONE GRAB HIM AND COMFORT HIM AND
And now we have fighting! After Figgins declares the Glee Club cancelled after losing to Jesse St. James and his dancing troupe of 30 year old teenagers (VOCAL Adrenaline my butt, they should be called FOOT Adrenaline), Emma is NOT HAVING IT. Truth be told, this was one of my favorite Emma scenes ever. Feisty, blood-boiling, cute-skirted Emma! My family is Eastern European, we yell like this 89% of the time and nobody’s even mad. It’s just how we talk. Hearing Emma and Figgins yell was like waking up to breakfast in my house on a glorious, sunny day. Ahh…feels like home. PASS ME THE EFFING TOAST!!!!! CUTE SHOES, IS THERE STREET-SWEEPING TODAY OR WHAT SHOULD I MOVE MY CAR?!?!!
But Emma is FURIOUS still! She carries that Spartan fighting spirit over to Will----she wants him to fight for her! And Leonidas followed her and he agrees! (for real, I know that movie came out like 4 years ago but it never stops being funny to me) Emma tells Will that some things are worth fighting for.
According to Emma, the following things are worth a fight:
In this flash, Emma looked exactly like my 7 year old cousin when I don’t give in to her demands. You know when you’re a kid and you try to talk while you cry and you like, choke-sob? LOL. I can just hear Emma choke-sobbing her way through this conversation. And then getting hiccups. LOLZ.
All this fighting and yelling has taken its toll on Emma’s makeup! Poor bb has not found smudge-proof eyeliner or mascara yet. I totally understand. I come home from a hard day of wranglin’ 3rd graders and my face looks like I’ve just wandered out of an acid rain and fire storm where I was also pelted with coal and basketballs. And I’ve tried smudge-proof makeup. They need to make CHILD-PROOF makeup, amirite?!
Can I get a witness?!!!
ANYWAY-back to our Miss Pillsbury, who I am letting slide on the smudginess because girl is having a rough day.
It appears our star-crossed teachers with a penchant for kissing in school hallways are going to have quite a struggle before they finally, truly get together. But like Will's craptastic car, they will get there. Puttering and spewing motor oil, dragging their exhaust pipe, they will get there. And it will be glorious.
BUT THEN, WILL FINALLY DOES IT! HE CONFESSES HIS LOVE!! (to Emma, not me, but OMFG IT WAS EXCITING!) Fireworks exploded! Geysers burst! HE LOVES HER!! GET IT PILLSBURY!
AND THEN OMG RACHEL FREAKING BERRY JUST HAS TO INTERRUPT!!!
And so concludes the finale of Season 1! I had so much fun this year! I can’t believe what awesome people I would meet through this show and how much fun I’d have showcasing my terrible MS Paint skills! And don’t worry, WWEPW has stuff planned for the hiatus and I am always happy to Emma-fy scenes for you as long as you like! (thanks to this economy, I have a lot of free time!) :P
HAPPY FIRST SEASON, GLEE!!!!!!!! CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER!! :D
Teresa, I cannot thank you enough for enriching WWEPW with your AMAZING contributions each week. You have made this place even MORE fun for everyone who comes here and I am so honored to share your posts!
YAY, TERESA! TERESA, HOORAY!!!!