Sunday, May 9, 2010

Making Up Emma - Bad Reputation

I am thrilled to announce that Teresa will be writing a weekly column for WWEPW called "Making Up Emma." I hope you've managed to catch your breath from last week's post, because you're going to need it.


See Emma?? Was that so hard? Look at how great your eyes look! All alive and intense as you tear that manwhore Will a new one. Most people can't rock gray eyeshadow but you got it down. FIERCE. Minimal lipstick means Will won't be kissing her (I like looking for symbolism in makeup, k?) Your focus shifts from her lips to her eyes, where she is attempting to show Will just how angry she is.

Image from Your Daily Dose of Jaymamazing

Eyeliner around the outer edges and her darker upper eyelashes intensify that laser-beam stare. Emma is PEEVED. Will is kissing another woman and having sleepovers with April?! LASERS. OUT OF THE EYES.

Truth be told, she still looks like a kitten to me. Like this:

And poor bb, even during this sad scene, your lipstick was great. And your eyelashes looked fantastic. A touch more concealer wouldn't have killed you but you are improving and that is all that matters. I make that face when a student tells me something like "Miss, I got this weird itch..."

Also, I love this crazypants bundle of insanity:

When Teresa isn't writing about Emma Pillsbury's makeup, she also writes about substitute teaching and Terri Schuester's wardrobe.


Heather said...


"Miss, I got this weird itch..." - Legit lolz.

Eliz said...

"I am WEARING A PHONE! How could you make me sad, Will?!" DYING, over here!

You go, Teresa! Congrats on the weekly stint!

Sarahnargle said...

Damn straight: LASERS. OUT OF THE EYES.

You got burned by Emma's EYE LASERS Will. Also by her EYE LASHES, which were super awesome.

Liz H. said...

"Miss, I got this weird itch..."

By far the funniest pic ever <3 hahaha

so happy Teresa will be writing often!! <3 woot woot!!


Teresa said...

Thanks guys!! I love this place!(seriously, Emma P + clothes + awesome people? What's not to love?!)
I'm glad you got a smile! :D

Anonymous said...

loved the kitten pic wearing the phone broach. please answer me this or anyone. Will Emma be in this weeks episode? I have not seen her in any of the promos- getting very worried.

Danielle said...

She will be in this week's episode.

Megan said...


"Crazypants bundle of insanity" will more than likely become a phrase I use regularly. Thank you. ;)

Jaimie said...

Awesome! Great addition. I'll be looking forward to this.

Anonymous said...

Danielle, thank you so much. that was the best news so far this week.

Danielle said...

I'm starting to think Emma/Terri were cut from this episode!