I am thrilled to announce that Teresa will be writing a weekly column for WWEPW called "Making Up Emma." I hope you've managed to catch your breath from last week's post, because you're going to need it.
See Emma?? Was that so hard? Look at how great your eyes look! All alive and intense as you tear that manwhore Will a new one. Most people can't rock gray eyeshadow but you got it down. FIERCE. Minimal lipstick means Will won't be kissing her (I like looking for symbolism in makeup, k?) Your focus shifts from her lips to her eyes, where she is attempting to show Will just how angry she is.
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Eyeliner around the outer edges and her darker upper eyelashes intensify that laser-beam stare. Emma is PEEVED. Will is kissing another woman and having sleepovers with April?! LASERS. OUT OF THE EYES.
Truth be told, she still looks like a kitten to me. Like this:
And poor bb, even during this sad scene, your lipstick was great. And your eyelashes looked fantastic. A touch more concealer wouldn't have killed you but you are improving and that is all that matters. I make that face when a student tells me something like "Miss, I got this weird itch..."
Also, I love this crazypants bundle of insanity:
When Teresa isn't writing about Emma Pillsbury's makeup, she also writes about substitute teaching and Terri Schuester's wardrobe.