We all know the marriage between Emma and Ken was doomed from the start. This platter confirms it.
Because there is no way Miss Emma Pillsbury would ever desire, select, or eat luncheon meats rolled up by the hands of a stranger. And who knows how long they've been sitting out, collecting bacteria!
The whole idea of it is simply impossible, especially at her wedding.
Look how...clean he is.
First I was all...crying.
Then I was all...screaming.
Then I was all...yeah, that makes sense.
Then I was all...HANDS! TOUCHING HANDS! REACHING OUT! TOUCHING ME! TOUCHING YOU! Neil Diamond 4EVA!
And then I was all...OMG she's really leaving!
And then I was all...I wonder what's in that box.
(THE Wedding Dress is by J.Crew. The embellished hairpiece was made on set.)