Emma, take a deep breath and calm down. Everything is going to be all right. Think about it. You know what to do.
Oh, Will. You're right. I've got it. I know exactly what to do.
Miss Hitchens. Mr. Rumba. I'm Emma Pillsbury, the faculty advisor for McKinley High's glee club.
Did you think we wouldn't notice that you've stolen our numbers for Sectionals, Miss Hitchens? Don't worry, we've got the performances under control. I think we're going to need to settle this matter between us, though, don't you, Miss Hitchens?
What are you proposing?
Hmmm, let's see.
Ah, yes. I know.
A Bang-Off.
A WHAT?
You've never heard of a Bang-Off? Battle of the Bangs? And you call yourself an educator.
So what do you say?
Fine.
I'll be the judge. I had SCARLET FEVER. I can be objective.
It's settled then. May the best bangs win.
Firm, yet bouncy. Shapely, yet soft. Nice bangs, very nice.
Mmmm hmmmm.
Mmmmmmmm hmmmmmmm.
I have chosen the winner! The best bangs belong to...
...you, Miss Pillsbury.
Hmph!
9 comments:
HILARIOUS. I love her hair. Best hair ever. I hope you keep this blog up and running over the four month break- the world needs more Emma!!!!
I definitely will! There are so many Emma fashions to find online - we'll be busy here during the hiatus!
Wonderful! I really like that outfit.
I'm going to be a teacher in a couple of years, and I hope to dress like Emma (although maybe with fewer giant bows).
Please keep going during the hiatus! I need my Glee fix somehow!
That's wonderful! We need more people in our profession who don't think it's necessary (or acceptable) to wear Christopher & Banks clothing exclusively!
this is the sweater i desperately wanted, pleaseeeee find out where to get it!
Hahahahaha...she totally has the best bangs.
Glad I found your blog, I love everything Emma(Jayma) wears.
I just scrolled through your entire blog and I am in love! I'm so glad you started this and I hope you continue when Glee season 2 starts or give us some "Would Emma wear this" type of content. Great job
I love her bangs :D haha nuff said :D
Yeah, Emma's totally win. But then, Emma's bangs would win if they entered an olympic sporting event independent of her: They're just that good. :)
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