Look. There's nothing wrong with being afraid of the hosemonster.
Or thinking Afternoon Delight is a dessert.
If you're like Emma and you prefer your nooners to be of the saccharine variety, this contest is for you.
My friend Dana, better known as The Possessionista, got the inside scoop on Emma's chastity necklaces, commissioned exclusively from RyanRyan Jewelry by Glee's prop director Paul Breninger. She's asked me to partner with her on this very exciting contest...
One lucky winner is going to get her own Glee Chastity Charm - a heart shaped sterling silver charm on an 18", 24" or 30" chain with a small key - from RyanRyan before they're even available to the public.
Head on over to The Possessionista's contest page to enter.
And remember - wait to have relations until you're comfortable. Maybe until your honeymoon. Maybe even later. Celibacy, ladies! Dig it!